at this rate, my laptop screen is brighter than my future
(via miss-addamsfamily)
today in english we were talking about leonardo dicaprio and my teacher said something about how he’s so old now and i spoke up on accident and said, “but he’s still attractive is he not” everyone stared at me like uh
(via never-bet-thedevilx)
One day, a long time from now, I think Leonardo DiCaprio is going to win his Oscar and he’ll just start his speech like,
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tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
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at my future wedding and funeral service
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I NEVER GET THESE SO PLEASE.
And you have to tell us the reason WHY you think we’re like the character.
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i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
(via jzumun)
when the smart kid gets a bad grade
when couples at school break up
fights over facebook comments
girls crying over their school pictures
can we all just talk about how sadistic we are
(Source: gaptaincanada, via itsashleykatchadourian)
TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT
YOU LITTLE SHIT
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*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
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WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY
(via brittnay-fucking-matthews)
I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship
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